- Me: My "best friend" is always too busy to skype me or even text me. It's nice to have someone to talk to again.
- Jessica: Well in that case, I'd love to apply for the position ;)
- Me: What are your qualifications?
- Jessica: Well, my schedule is flexible so I'm willing to work around you. I have great listening skills and I'm naturally hilarious.
- Me: You're hired!
- Jessica: Sweet! When do I start?
- Me: Hm.. How does next week sound? Or can you start immediately?
- Jessica: Well I did say I could work around you soooo... Immediately sounds just perfect!
- Me: Fantastic!
- Jessica: And how about compensation?
- Me: We will discuss compensation a bit later on in your employment.
- Jessica: What are my possibilities for "promotions"? ;)
- Me: Those will for sure be discussed at a later date ;)
Just Emily
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Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?
All the time.
(Source: sadmale, via lezbhonesty)
oversized hoodies
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
AND MAKESHIFT BLANKETS THAT YOU CAN TUCK YOUR KNEES INTO.
(via alybearxo)
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
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